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Imaginary Creatures of Texas, President Rick Perry

Imaginary Texas Animals

Sure it’s a boon to political cartoonists and those of us who enjoy the GOP clown circus in the primaries, but please keep in mind that Rick Perry, while jogging pulled a pistol out of the waistband of his sweatsuit and shot a coyote that looked at him funny.  That’s hard to beat in the Republican worldview.  And he may be the best looking presidential candidate in history with I might add, THE BEST HAIR. From where I sit that makes him unstoppable. Perhaps 80% of the vote.

So don’t be laughing quite yet.  He could be the nominee next time if the GOP decides to go with the Tea Party rather than the GOP hierarchy.