If Starbucks using homosexuals semen for their latte is not enough for you, how about homosexuals carrying babies to term in their testicles which nine months later they birth through their ass. Now there is some Christian theology for you.
But but but how does Starbucks get so much semen into so many semen dispensers in so many stores? Pastor Manning is not a biologist or a chemist so he is not quite sure how it is done, only that it is done.
The good news is that The Blood of Jesus ATLAY World Missionary Church is in financial straights. It is a million dollars in arrears on just the water bill alone and with dwindling members and income it looks like the City of New York may repossess it.
The most interested party in buying the church is the Ali Forney Center to support and house homeless LGBT teenagers. The poetic justice just drips off the page here…