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Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump is prepared for war with North Korea

“We will see what happens [with North Korea].¬†With that said we are prepared for anything. We are so prepared like you wouldn’t believe. You would be shocked to see how totally prepared we are.” The president of the United States. Brings us back to wondering just how many words our nitwit in Chief knows. But in his defense everything he tweets or says is designed specifically so his base can understand it.
Donald, one word of advice from someone who lives alone in the midst of your base. You are remiss in perhaps the two most important factors your base cares most about. So if you sense they are starting to peel off, be sure to say you will build more free boat ramps and allow 4 Wheelers in bars and churches.