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Jimmy Kimmel: George Takei Sells Departed Staffer Commermorative Plates

“There’s no one left at the White House other than his Slovenian captive.” I can’t even imagine where Melania’s head as at of late. But she’s the one who signed the nuptials with the “I get to fk hot babes.” Clause.

Mattis and Kelly will soon be out the door with their Commemorative Plates. I hope to Hell Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t quit as the face of Trump lies, who would like their plate to gradually come visible as the spaghetti dissipates?