WAR!
Oh sure, there are too many warmongers to name, but the three most well known who beat the WAR DRUMS the loudest are Senator John McCain, Senator Lindsay Graham, and Weekly Standard Neocon Bill Kristol. Seriously, they never met a war they didn’t want. They even like bringing their wars home. War on Drugs, War on Women, War on the Poor, War on Obama… War is good. Like food.
We must with all haste intervene in the Caucuses. For American interests and national security, after all, the Crimea is where we get all our… Our… Crime from.
And most importantly we must intervene everywhere, we do more wars of intervening and killing the most people, than any other nation. Perhaps more than all other nations combined? We intervene. Russia cannot intervene.
Can you imagine if John McCain or Lindsay Graham had been president in 1961 during the Cuban Missile crisis? We would all be dead or glowing by now.
NEW RULE: Any elected official or pundit advocating war must go to the front of the line to go fight it.