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Jon Stewart: Why Gov.Sanford Will Not STFU About His Argentine Lover

In what should be old news by now, Gov. Sanford’s love stories refuse to die. This time no one can blame the paparazzi, it is Sanford himself who takes every opportunity to talk about his ‘soul mate.’ Apparently those who live in glass houses, no matter how holy they consider themselves, should refrain from throwing rocks. In Sanford’s case, he’s every bit as vulnerable to Cupid’s pointy arrows as anyone he has pilloried in the past.

Ironically, Sanford who was among the loudest about President Clinton’s indiscretion, and those of others – chooses to share every sophomoric detail of his,in press conferences – which he calls! This, comes on the heels of God’s intercession for Sanford, which Jon makes note of in this clip. The Big Guy threw
him a life-line he’s ignored. Sanford has even passed on the conditions of the GOP’s willingness to forgive and forget. They said they would if Mrs. Sanford could, which is something I thought there was little chance of seeing. Amazingly, she said she would, but the Wild Bull of the Pampas is having none of it! Is it me, or is this starting to sound like a Molly Ringwold movie, if only they’d had hot and steamy email back then?

It’s Sanford himself who seems to be so proud of the dream prom date he never had, (this one puts out!) I’ll bet you a crisp hundred dollar Monopoly bill that his mother arranged for him to take his cousin to that important event in a young
boy’s life…any takers? 😉