Joni Ernst aside, Iowa has more pigpoop than any other state – while being relatively short in both landmass and population – which means pigpoop per capita runs about 50 pounds per person per year. And as we can see from the visuals here we can assume they carry it in a sack slung over their left shoulder. I have been to Iowa numerous times, it is not all pighsit, there is also one hell of a lot of corn.
I have talked about this problem many times here. How much pigpoop can one carry, slosh through – even with breadbags on your feet – inhale in the air, drink from the ground water, swim in the lakes and rivers before it turns your brain into mush? It is probably worse that both lead and mercury.
There is a song there somewhere.
Corn in my craw, pigpoop on my shoes, our panties and bras we throw to Ted Cruz.