What could be more thrilling than spending a children’s birthday party with a big ratty-looking mouse, pizza and screaming children? I’ll tell you – the same scenario with guns! Jimmy does a spoof on ‘Chuck E Norris’ but he’s drawing from real life. It’s Texas, you can believe it.
Children 8 and older will be able to celebrate at Eagle Gun Range in Lewisville, Texas. After a 30-minute gun safety class, party-goers will be armed with either a BB gun or a .22 long rifle.
Are we in Hell yet?