Now, the makers of “Learn to Speak Tea Bag” bring you “Learn to Speak Benghazi!” This easy language program is essential for every tongue-tied American patriot. Are you frightened that evil genius Hillary Clinton might gain a foothold in the future election? Do words fail you when some smarty pants liberal wants to know why you oppose the successful Affordable Care Act? Maybe they try to corner you about fracking or climate change. Is it difficult to answer when you’re asked why you back Cliven Bundy and feel the need to open carry your semi-automatic when you get coffee with your buddies and the kids?
What you need is an answer that will stop all the confusing questions, and now you’ve got it – in eight little letters. This easy-to-learn program has the answers…Rather, it has the answer, “Benghazi!”
A word from the creator of the video Mark Fiore, who explains it all. If you thought the Benghazi tragedy was a thing of the past, think again. House Republicans are falling over themselves to rev up the scandal machine in an attempt to sink Obama, but more importantly, stop Hillary Clinton’s march to the White House. Even though there have been numerous Congressional (and other) investigations into the Benghazi attacks, Republicans are ready to fire up the ol’ Congressional investigation machine once again. I’m all for investigating government wrongdoing and shady political maneuvers, but this reeks of nothing but political theater. (What, seven investigations and then some weren’t enough?) Sure, the Obama White House spun the attack on the US consulate in Benghazi in the best possible light and should’ve been more forthcoming with information, but nation-quaking scandal, this ain’t.