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Letterman: Top 10 OTHER phrases never before said by Mitt Romney

Some of Mitt’s ‘Favorite Things’ (this week) Sing along…By now St. Paddy’s Day should be kicking in.

Catfish & corn grits and mighty big biscuits. Borrowing wit from ol’ Larry the Nitwit…Sayin’ ya’ll and just having a ball. These are a few of Mitt’s favorite things.

Leaving too soon. Missing Okra… And shootin’ varmints too – but nothing beats calling your favorite hound and taking a ride, in the cab!

(spoken) Here Seamus! C’mon back – THIS way boy! We’re going for a nice long drive, you really like it up there on top of the station wagon! 

Okay, this lame attempt at song writing contains some of the things Mitt actually said, and a few that he didn’t say – exactly. Dave’s list is filled with phrases that seem too odd to be true, but they are well documented. For instance, Number Five: The cold cereal, full tummy solution for falling right to sleep. I suspected I was eating the wrong thing first thing in the morning.