On the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,Comedian Lewis Black jokes about Congress’ approval rating and colonoscopies, which have been found to be more popular than Congress according to a recent poll. The common refrain is that nobody likes Congress, and a recent poll proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. I understand the poll results. What puzzles me is that the same people who hate Congress, presumably voted them in! The 13% who claim to like Congress, are likely to be related in some way, and dependent upon their income. Americans hate Congress even more than lice and a plethora of other universally loathed things! The poll also showed that compared to Congress, we love colonoscopies – and no one likes them, except maybe Lewis Black, now that he’s had one.
If it sounds odd that Lewis Black is now an advocate of the dreaded medical procedure, his ‘public service announcement’ will leave you in stitches and feeling ‘almost’ as though you’ve been through one. Black leaves no detail untold and no indignity spared, leaving us with nothing to fear…Except perhaps for the night before, which promises to be one of the longest of your life. For insomniacs, it promises to be a refreshing sleep. For those whose doctors are too busy to knock you out, and they do still exist…Shop elsewhere!