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Libertarian Party Convention Party

This is the weekend of the Libertarian Convention. It is being held in Denver at the Downtown Sheridan Hotel. 1000 delegats, most of whom are bikers who are required to bring at least one computer geek with them will decide to nominate Bob Barr as their Presidential Candidate.

If you remember, Bob Barr was the loudest and most obnoxious of the Impeachment House Managers. He had begun impeachment proceedures well before both the Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky issues were known. At the time Barr was going through his second divorce and was caught licking whipped cream off of strippers breasts.

Bob Barr is also famous as the Georgia DA who threw the most people in jail for the longest periods of time for the least reason! Backing such a person for President is only a small part of the reason the party is kindly called the Looneytarian Party. But mostly Barr is famous for being the top NRA wonk in America. You can bet the delegates are armed and armed well.

On the basement floor of the hotel is where the real party is. Political action booths, lobbyists, and if you can get past the UZI salesman and meth labs you may find what has gained them the most attention this weekend. Across the isle from the legalize pot booth is the Shotgun Willies strip club booth with a big curtain in front of it. Perhaps behind that curtain is some new form of hybrid entertainment incorporating unregulated stripping and shooting. Funny article about the Libertarian Fest