Thank the Lord for the Republican Bathroom Boy! Larry Craig intends to keep Republican Family Values Hypocrisy front and center through the entire 2008 election process. Here! Hear! Larry! The Idaho Statesman already has the name of three men Craig has propositioned and one who has had sex with the Republican Senator. I suppose they are waiting for a more opportune time to report that, like next October perhpas, or just trickle the names out one at a time to keep the headlines going. .
This video contains his old dumbass explanations about his wide stance but with the newly added crazyass attraction of what his hand was doing in the next stall. Larry says he spreads his legs wide so his pants don’t slide down upon the dirty bathroom floor. That is reasonable, but before he squeezes one off he notices a piece of toilet paper on the bottom of his shoe. Because Bathroom Boy doesn’t want to be embarrassed walking through the airport with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, he picks it up.
STOP RIGHT THERE! He stands wide so his pants won’t be dirtied by the bathroom floor but with his bare hands he picks up used toilet paper left by some previous public men’s room pooper. You ever pick up a used piece of toilet paper off a public restroom floor with your bare hands? Anyone? Come on, this is so embedded into human nature that cartoons show the humor of trying to get toilet paper off shoe to shoe without touching it.
And the question in everyone’s head – which I suppose will go unanswered until A FEW GAY MEN come forward – is Larry the Hummee or the Hummer?