So with Sarah Palin we have a crazyass religious nut as the Republican Vice President nominee. It is important to have at least one crazyass religious nut on Republican presidential tickets. Dan Quayle and George W. come to mind, both winners. It brings out the Evangelical voters who cannot bring themselves to vote for anyone they perceive as being smarter than they are. An important issue that Democrats have historically failed to understand. It’s Stupid Stupid!
Sarah Palin is an Evangelical, Fundamentalist, Pentecostal Christian. Pentecostals are the ones who speak in tongues – oggga buggaly – and vomit into baggies at Sunday Services because, as we all know, Satan lives in our upper digestive tracks. Oops. I just heard from Chris Mathews on the TV over there that we cannot make fun of religion in America, its off limits! Well, fk Chris Mathews. And he is wrong anyway, it is only Christianity you can’t make fun of. Where was I? Oh yeah, famous Pentecostals are Oliver North, Jimmy Swaggart and Mr Success in Life himself, Robert Tilton who is no longer in jail and back on television stealing money from old people! I mention this religious crap because it is important for us to understand that Sarah Palin and these kind of people put their religion above their nation, their family and common sense. It’s what Evangelical means.
Here is a brief synopsis of Sarah Palin’s political views
1) Sarah Palin is a true believer in the new GOP Pro Life platform. No abortion for any reason at all. Perhaps someday enough serial killers and Rap stars will impregnate enough Evangelical high school girls and their Hockey Moms that these idiots may one day actually engage their brains rather than just think what some super crook pastor in a pastel suit tells them to think. Sarah Palin drips of religious intolerance.
2) Sarah Palin promotes Abstinence Only. No public sex education or birth control advice. It works! For we know Sarah had a child just 8 months after she was married and her 17 year old unmarried daughter is 5 months pregnant. Of course Evangelical Sluttery has been declared off limits by everyone except me. Sarah Palin and her family are a bunch of Christian loosie goosies.
3) Sarah Palin does not accept evolution and wants creation science taught in science classes in public schools. I have to remind yall, denying the logic, reason and fact of evolution one must also deny biology, chemistry, physics, anthropology, paleontology, geology and cosmology to name a just a fewologies. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
4) Sarah Palin is for a constitutional amendment to deny Gay men and women the same rights as she enjoys. Sarah Palin is a bigot.
5) Sarah Palin is for shooting wolves from helicopters, against putting polar bears on the endangered species list, for drilling in ANWAR and does not believe Climate Change is caused by humans. Sarah Palin is a moron.
6) Sarah Palin is an NRA Life Member. I have spent some time on this subject and know what Life Member means. Crazyass gun nuts who really really enjoy killing things – or really really want to kill things but have not yet had the enjoyable opportunity. Ted Nugent and Dale Dribble are NRA Life Members. Nothing wrong with that as Sarah Palin is only doing what Jesus would do.
So all in all Sarah Palin is the prefect VP pick for the Republican Party. Religious intolerance, bigotry, guns and a loud vocal distaste for all things environmental.
It is that last issue that I think may swing this election to the Republicans. The majority of Americans hate and despise environmentalists even more than they do Muslims, African Americans and Mexicans put together.