Gold: Gov John Kasich of Ohio. In a televised appearance yesterday, Kasich warned all palefaces in the U.S,(by utilizing code) that the U.S. is in a Black Crisis! It is everywhere from the White House on down. Don’t relax your guard. In fact, put up a couple of those lawn jockey ornaments, they show that you mean business.
Silver: Michele Bachmann and pals. In this case, she’s ‘pallin’ around’ with ‘punk preacher’ Bradlee Dean. Don’t let his looks deceive you. Dean, associated with the Republican – cozy ‘You Can Run But You Can’t Hide International’, preaches that all gay folk should be imprisoned and executed. "It’s the moral thing to do." Methinks Ms Bachmann underestimates the gay and the sane vote.
Bronze: Former Ohio State Rep. Mecklenborg, he who was popular for his genius bill to require picture ID in the form of a drivers license in order to vote, thus ruling out immigrants who might not have such I.D. – you know, the kind that any righteous Republican voter would have. Instant Karma kicks you in the ass really hard! It was amazing when Mechlenborg was caught in Indiana with a stripper, and a tank full of alcohol and Viagra – but irony knows no limits! The next episode was absolutely poetic justice. If this doesn’t bring a smile to your face, nothing will.