Gold: The US Bureau of Reclamation of Critical Infrastructure Crisis Response Exercise Program. The bureau claims the singular honor of having the longest
name ever to claim the Gold. Oh, and the misguided path which led the bureau to the honor is perhaps best explained in this short clip by Bill Hicks, which illustrates a facts about gentle MaryJane and her devotees.
Silver: Roger Ailes is in a pickle thanks to Truther Andrew Napolitano. There’s no room for ‘truth’ aboard this ‘fair and balanced’ ship mateys!
Bronze: Someone’s eating Mom’s famous salvaged Jello salad this holiday season, yum!