Worst: Dr. Keith Ablow,(alleged) and esteemed Psychological know-it-all on FOX News. As if we do not already have serious concerns and insecurities in this country, Ablow gave us a dire warning. Ablow knows the kind of man Newt Gingrich is – how his appeal to women makes him just the kind of president we need – oh so badly. Is it hot in here? Ablow suggests we appreciate Newt, lest a "Younger nation lure him away from us" (Yes, Ablow said that – or possibly that Newt may become attracted to a younger nation…Same thing) What can we do? If he starts running up the Tiffany’s bill for gifts to a ‘friendly’ hot young nation in the Middle East, for example – we have been warned.
Worser: Newt Gingrich (hot hunk of burnin’ love according to Dr. Ablow) will seize any opportunity to point a pudgy digit at President Obama. This time he should have researched who chased Mickey Mouse out of Disneyland first – and for lesser reasons.
Worse: Steve Beshear, Gov of Ky. A case could be made for escalating him to Worst. Beshears actions are bordering on psychotic and will have more far-reaching effects than anyone else mentioned today. Kentucky kids are the winners though. Due to clever budgeting, kids will have lots of free time to enjoy the new multimillion dollar Christian Amusement Park! A giant Ark is under construction. One can only imagine riding in the Whales Belly, or visiting the talking audio-animatronic snakes. How is all this possible you ask? The wise governor knows you have to slash a few ‘extras’ to get to the good stuff.