Gold: Glenn Beck. Didn’t we just say Good-Bye to him? Oh yes, the radio! I’ve never thought of Lincoln, Reagan, or even Washington as ‘dates’ for our country. Beck sees Obama as an abusive suitor for our ‘daughter.’ I think the Obama boy seems respectful with good intentions. If daddy Beck is concerned, he missed the boat on that smirking Dubya kid. You just know he was dirty dancing and doing unspeakable things to her!
Silver: Lou Dobbs is back,yay. Was he gone? If you doze while he’s droning on about the national interest, you’ll be somewhat reassured to know that some things never change, when you waken as he coasts to a stop at ‘secure borders.’ Just don’t sign up for construction in your drowsy state.
Bronze: Joe Stagni,Republican City Councilman from Kenner,LA. Gosh, ol’ Joe is a cut-up isn’t he! Stagni sent naughty photos of himself, and unlike Anthony Weiner, admitted also to having an ‘inappropriate relationship" with the recipient. Long story short, the object of his attentions and another female employee are searching for work. We’re all relieved to know that Joe – is still employed. Did I mention that he is a Republican?