1.Lewdly Moronic: Rush Limbaugh of course. Leaping to Horatio Herbert Cain’s defense, (It’s Herman?) Limbaugh thundered from his extra fatty stool that proof was needed, come forward accusers! Number four did exactly that. Ms Bialek and her attorney Gloria Allred presented the facts.
Proven wrong, Limbaugh behaved like the professional pundit and mature adult you’ve come to know. He apologized. Kidding! Pity he’s on radio, else he could have waggled his fingers from both ears, crossed his eyes, and stuck out his tongue as well. I’m assuming he has that ability, perhaps his normal face has served in the same capacity and he had no need to learn that particular juvenile comeback.
2. Sleazy Runner Up: Tony Perkins and Joe Walsh of The Family Research Council. Just wait until you hear the wonderful changes in all of our lives that these family loving Republicans have in store for us – not that they feel government should intrude, of course.
We are here to praise Walsh for his defense of American values. In this he follows in the footsteps of such greats as Newt Gingrich. Great Republicans both, with children starving at home due to the grand American Family tradition of dodging child support. Those are family times the kids aren’t likely to forget! I suspect a ‘bootstrap’ speech would be appropriate now, a grammar lesson – from child to parent certainly would.
3.Dumb Cluck: Mike Huckabee, weekend refugee to FOX News has girded his loins to defend Herman Cain! If those four women have suffered sexual harassment, then Huckabee has suffered it at the hands of sweet talking Popeye Chicken floozies flaunting their breasts and thighs!