Gold: Newt Gingrich, who has all but announced a run for President in 2012 is suddenly a shy and fragile flower refusing to appear on MSNBC or any venue other
than FOX News. The "relentlessly hostile" left wing gives him nightmares and causes him to wet himself in fear we presume.
Everything you need to know about Newt Gingrich
Silver: Glenn Beck: Beck has – a conspiracy! Yes, this is just as remarkable as the news that it is Tuesday. This one involves the evil plan which will leave us bereft of Fox and MSNBC. It goes without saying that the conspiracy is without facts or reason, possibly originating within the minds of his puppet show stars.
Bronze: Milt Ahlerich the NFL security director. The positive identity of Brett Favre – or ‘little Brett’ is in the hands of Ahlerich, who can’t afford to fumble this one with the world watching.