Gold: Rick Trump, President of the Nob Hill Homeowners Association in Evans,Georgia. It sounds really nice – in theory, to build a home for one of our deserving,wounded veterans. However, you wouldn’t want the place on your hill – if you’re a Nob.
Silver: State Rep Robert Mecklenborg of Ohio. Mecklenborg is an anti-choice advocate as well as the sponsor of a bill requiring voters to have two photo forms of ID. It’s a matter of keeping the riff-raff out of the voting booths in Ohio, in other words, potential Democrats.
Karma strikes! In one wild night, Mecklenborg found out what it’s like to be unwanted riff-raff, and lose an important form of photo ID while on a booze and viagra fueled weekend in Indiana. If only he’d have Tweeted photos of his randy romp with a local stripper, we’d be talking about it for weeks, as it is he’s barely a zig-zagging blip on the radar – albeit one who could not qualify to vote under the provisions of his own bill.
Bronze: Inmate Gerard Domond and his brainy sister Marie. Consider the word inmate. Marie says that her bro has been stigmatized – not by the murder he committed, but by the label ‘inmate’ to the tune of millions. Marie plans to convince a judge that it literally means ‘in’ ‘mating’ or being locked up for the purpose of ‘mating with other men.’ Consider the words ‘in patient,”pipe dream,’ and ‘case dismissed.’