Worst: Jimmy Starline, member of the County Board of Commissioners in Camden County,Ga. The County board would save half a million dollars, and none would come from their salaries! The forward-thinkers would also put prisoners to work – that’s a good thing! Wait until you hear who they would be displacing. Hint: they are highly trained, dedicated and have unions. Oh yes, and you trust your life to them!
Worser: Senators John McCain & Kay Hagan have a jolly good plan to help large corporations, they’re people too! Forget jobs, those with offshore money need help repatriating it at reduced tax rates, and other considerate ideas which are proven to eliminate yet more jobs!
Worse: Benjamin John Francis Fodor of Seattle, AKA Phoenix Jones,and Leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement. The movement which is rich is spandex, and low on superpowers is burgeoning across the country. This all seems harmless enough, unless perhaps you are a prospective parent-in-law. "Phoenix Jones" who had only the best of intentions, made the ill-fated mistake of confusing what passes for dancing in the rainy city for violence. What did those savages do to Arthur Murray?!