Gold: MVRDV Architectural Firm from Rotterdam, Holland is working on avant garde towering apartment complexes in Seoul, Korea. The tall neighboring buildings will be the ultimate in luxury and tone-deaf design, connected as they are, by a ‘pixilated cloud atrium’ connecting the two structures on the 27th floor. Although the sight is guaranteed to strike fear and revulsion in American travelers, seemingly oblivious designers proudly claim the design is completely original and not influenced by any other building or event. Where do you purchase this happy pixilated cloud gas?
Silver: Sean Hannity continues to speak for right wing blow-hards who use the fictional a la cart menu for presidential responsibility. In Fox-World, Obama did not send troops up to bin Laden’s front door and nail him. It would then follow that the Shoe the Underwear or the New York bomber weren’t stopped during the Obama administration either. Anything we think we’ve accomplished was actually done by George Walker Bush. Reading ‘My Pet Goat’ is a powerful antidote for terrorism.
Bronze: Bill O’Reilly, the annual War On Christmas warrior. Ironically, the man who detests ‘holidays’ and insists upon Christmas on every sign, card and event has made a big oopsie along with the RNC party planners!
Blowhard, heal thyself.