The War for the White House rages on. Republicans have taken a two-pronged approach to the quickly approaching election. Having disenfranchised Obama voters wherever possible, they are now placing the focus on the white, elderly Republican voters who are in extremely precarious health.
Every precaution is being taken to assure that not one precious Republican vote will be lost. In fact, Mitt’s theme might well be “Stayin’ Alive – Just Long Enough.” Terminally ill Republicans are being asked to hang in until after election day – or at least until after they pull the lever. On the bright side, hospice patients are given steroid shots, albeit against their will, and special arrangements have been made to ensure that voters will not let Romney down.
