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Onion: High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs

 

A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one puny part-time job. The man who has crashed our economy has become all things to all employers. We have to give up sleeping or knee-cap this guy, he shouldn’t be difficult to locate. Just search any of 46 Walmart locations, the circus or South Korea.

ONION: High unemployment due to man with 42,000 jobs