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Onion News: Change American Dream to Sex with Celebrity Dream

Which American Dream will Congress go with?  Sex with 3 or more rock groupies?  Sex with a top tier celebrity? Or a home made "Magic Spot" tourist attraction?  Not sure, but I do not the old American Dream was that last one there… 


Live: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dreams

Not so sure about dreams, but what about half Americans vote for is to make very rich people very much richer, to make their employers have total control of their work and pay, blaming Mexicans, Blacks and the poor for the Recession, and of course more guns, executions and wars. OMG! I forgot TORTURE! Which is at the top of the Republican Values list.