We still can’t catch a peek of Mitt Romney’s tax returns, but the crackerjack staff of The Onion are in possession of his Google searches! What does it all mean? There may never be a way to properly anualyze such diverse searches as “bulldozable community youth centers,” “hair Olympics”and “average life span for wife.” However, clues are here for the alert reader. For instance, the search preface ‘I demand’ reveals a certain something in Mitt Romney’s character; just imagine how he treats his Siri!