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Onion Sports: Jeremy Lin dead & sports sucks!


Jeremy Lin Blows Away Nurses By Dying On First Day In Hospital 

Being from Wisconsin I have no option but to be a sports fan. But if what I see is not presented in green and gold I cannot get too excited about it. What I have had trouble with over the years is not any sport itself, but the sportscasters screaming and acting as if grown men chasing balls around it somehow important. Sure, the same can be said of celebrity news, but they usually are not screaming or acting as if your life depends upon whatever crap it may be. So please watch this one until about the 3/4 mark when the truth comes out!