The hit series from The Onion’s Family Channel explores the joys and sorrows of America’s favorite teachers.In this episode, we learn that you don’t have to make good choices yourself, to point them out in others. In this episode Xavier Alex seems to be the only one who hasn’t yielded to the allure of the forbidden. If drugs were legal, would this teacher still be drawn to the dark side? Is she dooming Xavier to a life of boring achievement while the bad boys get all of the girls? These and many other questions are left hanging for you to decide.