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Paul Ryan’s Bizarre DIY Budget Plan Is Rabbit Dependent : ONION

ONION  Paul Ryan's Bizarre DIY Budget Plan is Rabbit CentircFinancial whiz kid Paul Ryan has never been so forthcoming in revealing the details of his new budget plan. We know about ‘The Makers’ and ‘The Takers’ – now meet the Do-It-Yourself class, because if Ryan’s budget is accepted you will become a part of this group. We know that taxing the wealthy is not the way. The road to economic health is paved with small sacrifices, by those who can least afford them.

Watch Ryan pull a rabbit out of his hat and put it screaming, right into the frying pan of every American household.   That’s right. Rabbits, know ’em, slaughter ’em, skin ’em, then fry, fricassee, boil, broil and try to choke down the fuzzy little guys . They will hop us back to prosperity – where you’ll arrive with a funny haircut – assuming you survive your self-administered appendectomy.