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Persecuted Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign is in a Funk Too – Seth Meyers

Persecuted Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign in a Funk Too - Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Donald Trump’s lag in the polls, which has caused him to lash out at the media, and at the election process. In fact, Trump’s campaign is now one long  wail against a rigged system, a nasty woman, dead people, the media, and the lying women Trump has vowed to sue in his first one hundred days in office.   Seth Meyers takes you through the process, and anualyzes how Trump has arrived at what is becoming a festering funk.

One aspect of the Trump team’s focus stands out for me. While the Republican party has done an astonishing job of making polls scarce and voting difficult, they’ve focused on a couple of other ways to keep the election ‘fair.’

A Trump supporter told the Boston Globe how he’ll follow Trump’s directive to “watch your precincts” in a chilling preview of life after the election.  My advice is to carry a cattle prod with you when you vote.
“Trump said to watch your precincts. I’m going to go, for sure…I’ll look for…well, it’s called racial profiling. Mexicans. Syrians. People who can’t speak American…I’m going to go right up behind them. I’ll do everything legally. I want to see if they are accountable. I’m not going to do anything illegal. I’m going to make them a little bit nervous.”

People who ‘don’t speak American’ aren’t the only danger to a fair election, according to Republican sources, dead people are a menace.  Did you know 1.8 million dead folks are still registered to vote?  Seth’s assurance that it’s highly likely that  turnout will be low in the group, doesn’t reassure Rudy Giuliani, who said: “Dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans.”  We have yet to locate the poll quoted, but Giuliani is rumored to have inside knowledge. So unfair.