Brit Hume – who has taken the term "snot nosed elitist" above and beyond even the realm of William F. Buckley or Christopher Hitchens – is now available for YOUR PARTY!
Don’t let your party begin badly! Have Brit Hume greet your guests at the door with his glowing upbeat personality!
Don’t let your party fizzle! Have Brit Hume mingle with your guests frowning and sneering at them!
Add class to your party and put Brit Hume in your bathroom to tidy up while giving your guests his condescending conservative views!
Have Brit Hume help you at the end of the evening by slamming the screen door on their asses as they leave!
Call Fox News for contract details!