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Pope Francis: Dogs, Atheists and Martians go to Heaven, Stephen Colbert

The only good thing about atheists going to heaven is I will be able to walk up to them and say I TOLD YOU SO!

pope francis baptizes martiansPope Francis advocating baptizing Martians? Could this be IT? The straw that finally broke the silence of what Republicans really want to say about Pope Francis? That he is a communist Harry Reed look-a-like?

Ever take note of those competing cell phone coverage map ads? Have you noticed that the largest block of non coverage is in West Texas?

Pope Francis needs to come live for a few years in West Texas to understand what Christianity is about here in rural America. The land of dust devils, scorpions, cowpies, oil pumps, with organized prayer and rain dances to deal with the drought. Pope Francis just does not understand the dominate form of American Christianity resides in areas where everyone with a lick of sense leaves at the first opportunity.