When you see red cups you know fun is on the menu! Presidential Candidate Dick Johnson of the US Honesty Party is the first candidate to throw his orange cowboy hat into the ring for 2016.
Gee, tailgating at rock concerts! Who woulda thought. As you will notice, not one visible gun. I wonder what the ratio is of guns per NFL player to guns per Plish band members. Or fans for that matter.
This piece is also a morality lesson for me personally. I have done my share of Grateful Dead concerts and was happy to see the kids take up with Plish after the Dead died. Looking at those kids now they seem to be middle aged. Which doesn’t say much from me being around much longer. OMG! I am old, I will get sick and I will die. OMG! Is there anyway of dealing with this sudden onset of horrifying knowledge? ISIS is the answer! No wonder so many join up with them. I finally know why GOD IS GREAT!