War is good! We are almost out of War and what then? Republicans have no choice but to find another one before we run out. And do so before election day. War brings out the Republican Base here in the most violent industrialized nation on Earth. Even more violent that Putin’s Russia, Iran, China and even North Korea if I am not mistaken. Though we have some work to do to catch up with some of those Central African nations.
And thank the Lord for small favors in time dilation. For if either John McCain or Lindsay Graham had been president in 1961 when the exact same thing happened with US and Cuba, we would all be dead or glowing by now.
But more importantly we must get into a war in the Crimea Peninsula to protect our national interests and national security. After all, the Crimea is where we get all all our… our… ummm… crime from.