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Republican Platform From the Dark Ages, Wuerker Cartoon

gop platfrom from dark ages

Last night, the Republican Party of  personal liberty, freedom and less government added a new turn to their party platform a WAR ON PORNOGRAPHY. Asking the Federal government to seek out, police, and convict those involved in ALL FORMS OF PORNOGRAPHY.  I would guess that that would include about 100 million American men who have prom on their computers.  As Republican men have a much harder time getting laid than average, I would guess most are Republicans. This is also born out with the Gentlemen’s Club survey showing that 3 times as much money is spend in strip clubs at Republican conventions than Democratic Conventions.

This of course fits in well with the Republican quest for liberty, personal freedom and less government in out lives. Much like their platform that there shall be NO ABORTIONS/NO EXCEPTIONS for women who are raped, impregnated by their fathers or may even die in child birth.

When Republicans use the terms Freedom, Liberty and Less Government it only concerns their pockets where they keep their wallets and their guns.