Trump is spiraling out of control, and he is a bigger mess by the day. As Keith Olbermann observes, one by one, Republicans are looking for ways to be rid of him! You may rightly wonder, what took them so long?! Optimistic – or slow Republicans were waiting for Trump to ‘grow into the job.’ Others naively believed that Trump was their puppet only, perhaps never dreaming who was really holding the strings. The firing of Jeff Sessions seems to have snapped them all out of their delusions!
Everyone is talking about Trump, some anonymously, others more boldly, and they are hoping Democrats will help them find a graceful way “to climb down” before mid-terms. Republicans can’t hold a grudge, this bipartisan project signals a new closeness and understanding between the two parties. Do I lie well enough to become a Trump spokesperson yet?
All tiny hands jokes aside, a staffer compares Trump to a T-Rex, majestically moving among them one day, and tearing their heads off, and eating them the next. Keith points out that the T-Rex suffered extinction, and it came so fast he didn’t know what hit him. Those who looked to him for protection perished by his side.
Clear the exits for stampeding Republicans!