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Talking to Big Booty Republican women, Mike Lukovich cartoon

Women and the GOP

Women and the GOP

Conservatives haven’t had a new idea since they began purchasing women rather than clubbing them.

I often wonder about conservative blacks, gays and women. What’s with that?  But then again it is the same with working class Republicans. I guess the common denominator is that they all vote against their own self interest because they hate liberals so much their teeth bleed. What with liberals being smarter and so much better looking than they are. That kind of immutable cause makes resentment grow.

Blacks get paid well by white people for singing their songs, usually in bags of silver.

Gay conservatives? I don’t know. I guess love of gold is more important than being hung on a fence post.

Women? One thing I have noticed about Republican women is they tend to be on AARP mailing lists, beyond breeding, married to a wholes, have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and are often wider than they are tall. They need to get their big booty shaken! (inside google joke for Newscat)