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Rick Parry, Perrys lawn mower economic plan FOD

That’s right, if it was good for Grampaw Cooter Perry it’s good enough now. The Parry plan (so named by Stephen Colbert) will burn more oil and create more jobs. There are perks too! The wimmin folk are happier and the men definitely are. "Get yer heifer on the new lawn mowin’ machine and you’ll need a pry-bar to git ‘er off!" Hey, that may be a good campaign slogan.