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Rick Santorum’s brother tells all to Jimmy Kimmel: Sex, Gays & Virile Mitt’s sexy hair

You are witnessing history in the making! L. Brent Santorum, brother of Rick Santorum speaks out in support of his brother for the first time, ever. It appears that he’s forgiven Rick for squealing to the parental units about the secular book Rick had stashed in his bunk thirty years ago.

L.Brent did veer off course when speaking of his brother’s competition, Mitt Romney. L.Brent who is the husband of Medusa (AKA The Beard, like Michele Bachmann) and the alleged father of eight, blushed when speaking about his brother’s vow "To get big government off of our backs and back into our bedrooms." L.Brent lost his train of thought after re-stating the sweater vest boy’s beliefs on gay marriage. Oddly, he raved about Mitt Romney’s virility and "great hair, the kind you could really get a grip on during sex!"