LATINO voters will flock like parrots en mass to cast their votes for El Boss Man, if his new campaign featuring Paco is a sucess. Paco is employed in Florida and Texas, where the colorful parrot lends animated charm and selective translation to Romney’s campaign ads.
We know that 100% of Romney’s employees have given his new campaign a thumbs up and a guaranteed vote, – thanks to Paco?
The results are not yet in on the 50 million other Latino voters, nor has the Avian-American vote been estimated. Early results from the Bird Brain contingent state that they will vote for Paco – er even Romney, to keep a Democrat out of office.
