It just wouldn’t be the Fourth of July without fireworks, and Sarah Palin packed the word salad, and the heavy artillery into her speech for Donald Trump this week, in what will go down in history as ‘The Splodey Head Address.”
Palin revealed that she was told to speak on the topic- ‘how is Trump winning’ but the maverick chose to speak on ‘why oh why is Trump winning.’ The difference is subtle, because Palin isn’t hampered by a teleprompter or speech-writers. She bravely slapped each entire side of her face with contouring bronzer and launched her new word salad.
Dame-Sarah-Wordsmythe-Palin won the ‘most quotable salad’ contest at the picnic with the following; “It’s funny to me to see the ‘splodey heads keep ‘sploding over this movenment it seems so obvious!”
Um, yes.