Dr. Chelsea is back in the house, with a brand new, very “scientific” diagnosis for what’s wrong with Donald Trump. It is astonishing that research performed in the forties, in which the removal of the pre-frontal lobe of chimps, resulted in a syndrome in which the chimps behaved very much like Donald Trump does now, without surgical intervention. Don’t be concerned, Trump won’t be insulted. As a flat-earther and climate change denier, he puts no stock in science.
There is a list of compelling similarities between Trump and the chimps. Using the scientific data and examples from Trump’s own behavior, it is possible that Trump suffers from the same syndrome . For example: One behavior is zero impulse control. However, the creatures are able to temporarily control themselves when an alpha male is in the area, especially if he has a tape of someone peeing on the afflicted male’s bed.
Dr. Chelsea studies the research and comes to one unassailable conclusion:
“Everyone in this country needs to use their voice to get this fat monkey off of America’s back.”