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Seattle 911, Teabagging Tossers take violent turn lobbing wet teabags

Police Blog, Seattle: A particularly violent and unique strain of teabagger has emerged. It is impossible to discern whether a connection to the pseudo political Tea Party, Teabagging group led by such luminaries as Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck exists, or these ‘baggers are simply hooligans, acting independently, possibly under the influence of Teabag Crack. Both the former and latter are known to cause hostile dementia, unthinking actions, and bullying.

Just the facts ma’am. Victim waiting for bus, a hellish experience in and of itself, when the perpetrators began lobbing a barrage of teabags at him from across the street. The victim foolishly threatened to call police on his cell. We all know police should be on speed dial, and never to threaten a bully. Enraged 21-yr-old, teabag slinger, Liam Raymond O’Bryan (who should have more respect for teabags), then charged across the street to administer a beating, before strolling off with the purloined cell phone.

Police picked up O’Bryan, and the two others, one of whom claimed he had taken O’Bryan’s jacket "in order to change O’Bryan’s appearance." The teabag strings hanging from the pockets might have been a dead give away….I’m just guessing. Held on $35,000 and $50,000 bail, if they don’t use the grey matter to formulate a better story in response to the question "What are ya in for kid" than "I threw teabags", and "I held his jacket" they’ll be more popular than the prettiest girls in a Russian Bride catalog.
Seattle 911, Teabagging Tossers take violent turn,lobbing wet teabags