. Secret Service code names for President Trump Deferment Don, Donald Three wives, Uncle Scam, Curly Suer, Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue, The Great Taxini, Groper in Chief, the Dog Whistler, Birther Don, Darwin’s Folly, Ignoramus Rex, The Imperial Lizard, Donnie Darko, Bannonstein’s Monster, Combover Orange, Pussy Grabber, Paranoid Prez, George No-Govern, La Turista, Small “c” Don, All Hat no That, Pants on fire, Narcissus, Sniveler in Chief and Old Yeller. They missed Twitter Twat and “Donny If I Didn’t Write it I Don’t Read it.”
And while I am at it, I have to say that we have this “wussy grabbing” thing all wrong. It’s really about “ass grabbing.” So is it okay now that if a woman tells us she voted for The Donald we can grab her ass with impunity?
And for men, keeping in mind their vote for the Donald was mostly about their loathing of politically correctness, when they tell us they voted for him can we call them dumbass peckerwoods? So many questions and so few answers.