‘L
ate Night with Seth Meyers’ won a treasured spot in the most recent White House Press Briefing, while Sean Spicer manned the podium as Trump’s Chief Translator to the Press. Shout out to Melissa McCarthy, we hope you feel better soon!
Fortunately, Spicer called on Seth Meyers frequently during this session,and I found Spicer to be surprisingly forthcoming on a variety of subjects, both personal and professional. We still don’t know why Spicer endures his tough job, but we’re beginning to get a better picture of how he does it.
It is known that Spicer chews and swallows an inordinate amount of gum before briefings. I’ve always felt that he might be someone whose health would improve by replacing gum with alcohol or smoking.I’m glad I didn’t suggest it to Spicer. Seth found out that Spicer has his own magic bullet to help him through difficult briefings.
Seth: I’ve heard you like to take LSD before a press briefing. Why is that? Spicer:It makes it all seem like it’s rainbows and puppies.
Spicer’s game grin, while pushing a ten ton pile of pony poop into the press gallery, make just a little more sense now.