Seth Meyers issues a string of challenges to Donald Trump, designed to get him to implode or release his tax statements, because if he doesn’t – we’ll have to assume that Trump is just plain BROKE! Hillary Clinton’s donors placed a bounty on Donald Trump’s tax returns because they think the returns may contain ties to Russia. Seth addresses Trump: ” I think you do talk to Putin but only to say ‘I’ll get you the money, I swear!”
If you thought Trump was cranky with the crying baby today – wait until he learns of this series of taunts…If ever. The man is protected from most negative press.
Seth speaking directly to Trump: ” I don’t think you have any money, I think you’re broke. I don’t think you have an accountant, I think you use Turbo Tax.” (Hey, remember that homemade ‘financial statement,’ there may be something to this). Meyers continues: “I think when you get on your Trump plane, you have to fly Coach because you sold the First Class seats to cover gas.”
This is only the beginning of a list of challenging and very funny burns intended to pry the taxes from Trump’s own printer. I remember when Trump wasn’t patient or respectful with the President of the United States, demanding his birth certificate. Perhaps Trump isn’t broke, but he’s been holding onto some ‘Wounded Warrior’ funds and other charity money that one just cannot trust in a bank. He does make sacrifices like that for others, I hear.