Introducing the ‘Sharp Stick Security System’ (patent pending) – because nothing protects your car like a man in a box holding a stick with a knife taped to it.
This ingenious gadget has everything you could want in self protection. Forget the alleged hassle of obtaining a gun to carry with you. Your ‘Sharp Stick’ unit protects your car or home when you’re not even there.
Also, unlike other alarms and self protection gizmos, this unit installs easily.
If you have questions about a man in a box with a knife taped to a sharp stick be sure to refer to the small print in your owner’s manual.
*Man,box, stick and knife included. Other accessories extra.