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SNL COLD OPEN: Alex Baldwin does Golden Donny Trump’s Press Conference

As this SNL video shows, the meme that comes from last week’s news cycle is that now inside everyone’s head the Trump color has gone from orange as in orangutan to golden as in shower.  Can’t shake it out no matter how hard one tries because we also all know that being the most vindictive human being in reality or literature, that that bit of fake news is not all that far fetched. In fact more probable than Obama being born in Kenya.

The Russians are coming the Russians are coming is now THE issue at hand. Which is a drop in the bucket compared to having a psychotic buffoon in the White House. But as Andrew Jackson proved, being a psychotic buffoon is okay, it is not a high crime or misdemeanor. You know like a BJ.

Golden Don won’t be taking the step down to actually living in the White House I hear. He will be spending most of his time in his New York City Trump Tower penthouse in or his Palm Beach, Florida mansion Mar a Lago.  A golden shower throw from where Rush Limbaugh, Roger Ailes, Ann Coulter and Rosie O’Donnell live. Rosie O’Donnell? Oh No!

And though super star Paul Anka has decided not to perform, they did get Glenn Greenwood and Toby Keith!