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SNL COLD OPEN, Ben Carson endorses violent fascist Donald Trump, March 12 2016

Okay, that’s enough for now, let’s get this guy a juice box and a nap

SNL COLD OPEN, Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump, March 12 2016

Is it any wonder that a “pathological” nitwit on Ambien who brags about trying to kill his mother with a hammer and trying to stab a kid in the stomach is a Trump fan?

Boy oh boy, has Donald Trump ever bought a front row seat for the entire world to see the ugly Americans. I swear I will never again wear a forward facing baseball cap. Even as just a primary candidate Trump has made the world hate us and laugh at us even more than when Sarah Palin was on the ticket for Vice President.

In this world of ours violence has always been our biggest problem causing the most pain and misery. As I have got older and wiser my issues now mostly revolve around American’s celebration of gun violence, executions, slapping kids around and kicking the crap of each other for money.

If you remember, about 2000 years ago some guy came by doing his best to stop the hate, vengeance and violence, he was a miserable failure at it and ultimately got himself nailed to a tree, just as Trump fans would to do him today.

Thanx to Mashable for this list of quotes from Donald Trump advocating violence:

“The audience hit back and that’s what we need a little bit more of.”

“Part of the problem is nobody wants to hurt each other anymore.”

“They used to treat them very, very rough, and when they protested once, they would not do it again so easily, we’ve become weak.”

“Get him out! Try not to hurt him. If you do, I’ll defend you in court, don’t worry about it.”

“I’d like to punch him in the face.”

“We’re not allowed to punch back anymore, in the old days he would be carried out on a stretcher.”

“If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously.”

“Maybe he should have been roughed up.”

“I don’t know if I’ll do the fighting myself or if other people will.”

I went to wikipedia and found a list of Donald Trump endorsements that is far too long to post here, you know, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Jerry Lewis, Lorretta Lynn and so on. I found two interesting things. That under the headings of  Business and Athletes Wiki needed two columns of names rather than just one. And an endorsement from Dana White, president of Ultimate Fighting Championship.

You know, though I liked Jerry Lewis in character I never liked his person, and I could never quite put my finger on why until now.  I guess it WAS his overcompensation to his uppity serious intellectual dribble to offset his clown character.